?The Wayward Nade?
Select the Nade and pull the pin and aim it quick Ive been told that?s the trick !
Then throw the thing with all your might and boom boom boom! now here?s my plight !
Ive seen
Celtic do this a hundred times before, My brother Owlie maybe more !
Doctor Dre flicks one out with consummate ease,
Ruckus can toss one off with a tease !
Scouse Kraut Frau has a bag full she likes to boast, even sponsored with a host !
I try to throw one to the sky but just falls back between my
eyes !
Over arm I am a pure disgrace, under arm just blows up in my face !
Now here I stand with Four kills to my career, too throw the Nade my biggest fear!
But I know now to persevere and one day hence it will all seem clear !
For I can make the grade and throw that darn wayward Nade !
A poem by Teale