?The Wayward Nade?

Select the Nade and pull the pin and aim it quick Ive been told that?s the trick !

Then throw the thing with all your might and boom boom boom! now here?s my plight !

Ive seen Celtic do this a hundred times before, My brother Owlie maybe more !

Doctor Dre flicks one out with consummate ease, Ruckus can toss one off with a tease !

Scouse Kraut Frau has a bag full she likes to boast, even sponsored with a host !

I try to throw one to the sky but just falls back between my
eyes !

Over arm I am a pure disgrace, under arm just blows up in my face !

Now here I stand with Four kills to my career, too throw the Nade my biggest fear!

But I know now to persevere and one day hence it will all seem clear !

For I can make the grade and throw that darn wayward Nade !

A poem by Teale