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Tony Blair
A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual."
After a short while, he noticed a police officer coming towards him between the lines of stopped cars. He rolled down his window and asked, "Officer,
whets the hold up?"
The constable replied, "Tony Blair is depressed, so he has stopped his motorcar and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. "What's he depressed about" asks the concerned motorist.
" Apparently" says the policeman "He is upset that no one believes his stories; Like................."
Why he took us to war in Iraq,
that there is no pension crisis, and no worsening economy,
that there is no constant adding of stealth taxes,
or that the health service is safe in his hands,
or that his education reforms are doing any good,
or that immigration is under control,
that he is not George Bush's lapdog,
or that his Party's proposed tax cuts won`t help anyone except his wealthy friends,
that his chairmanship of the European Community hasn't just led to more power being surrendered to the French,
or that the sacked NHS boss deserves his multi-million pound payoff and peerage,
that his Cartier adorned wicked Witch never breaks the ministerial code over her blind passion for freebies,
that none of his cabinet ministers have ever had dodgy spouses or secret offshore bank accounts and questionable shareholdings,
or that he will never be caught up in Silvio's dirty laundry spin,
And, following the 'sham' Hutton report he is increasingly using the BBC for his own political ends .
" Anyway, just to try and help the situation, we are taking up a collection for him." Says the police man.
Thoughtfully, the man asked, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning .........."
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