There was this white missionary working in the jungles of Africa with a local tribe there.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief got pregnant and eventually gave birth. The Chief was utterly shocked when he found out that the baby was a white boy. He was really confused so he decided to pay a visit to the missionary.

"Father, my wife gave birth to a baby"

"Why, that's a very good news, Chief. Congrats"

"But Father, it is a white boy!?!?!?"

The missionary thinks for sometime and in a deep voice replies, "Well Chief, sometimes nature does work
in some strange ways.... The other day I was taking a stroll along the mountain side and I saw this beautiful black sheep in a herd of white sheep.."

The Chief looked very surprised and was silent for a moment before he spoke,

"Okay Father, here's the deal. You tell no one, and I'll tell no one."

Dai_Nasty

-=| David |=-

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