A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, " My friend Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself -- and
repeat
'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a
headache'.....And It worked, the headaches are all gone!"

The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of
fire in the bedroom these last few years....Why don't you go and see
the hypnotist and see if he can do any thing that could help you
too?"

The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He runs into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later -- and
jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
before. His wife says, "Wow, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He runs into the bathroom, comes back, and round two is even better
than the first time! The wife can't believe it!
She sits at the edge of the bed and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." .......and
with that, he disappears back in the bathroom.
The wife is curious, so this time, she quietly follows him - and
there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the
mirror saying, "She's not my wife....She's not my wife......She's
not my wife!"
His funeral service will be held on Monday.

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