Telling people how they can reduce global warming by personal example
is all the rage these days. There are countless ways you can reduce
your carbon footprint or contribution to global warming by changing
or reducing your lifestyle. Such as hopping onto a crowded bus as in
Calcutta instead of using your Hummer to tow your Porsche to the beach.

But new research indicates that the most effective measure would seem
to be the most obvious one: death. By killing yourself, you reduce your
carbon footprint practically to zero. By killing others before you go, you
multiply the advantages for the environment.

The Bush government, long criticized for failing to act on global warming
is said to be actively pursuing a research program to study the effects
of mass death on Global Warming at a secret location somewhere in the
middle east....

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Dai_Nasty

-=| David |=-

We're not going away anytime soon...