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. I have opinions of my own - strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them.
- George Bush

According to a survey 1 in 100 men wear the same hair each week.
- GWR FM

. For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex. . . uh. . . setbacks.
- George Bush

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
- Jon Stewart

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
- John Wayne

Red squirrels. . . you don't see many of them since they became extinct.
- Michael Aspel, Radio 2

During an either late January or early February edition of Larry King Live, he had Monica Lewinski on as a guest. They were discussing her weight loss through the Jenny Craig program. While her intentions were quite innocent, the following quote was quite funny. "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.
- Monica Lewinski


My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet.
- Elaine Page


Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow- dry on roof rack.
- Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)

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