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Things that are difficult to say when drunk
> THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Innovative
> 2. Preliminary
> 3. Proliferation
> 4. Cinnamon
>
> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>
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> 1. Specificity
> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
> 4. Transubstantiate
>
> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
> DRUNK:
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> 1. No thanks, I'm married.
> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> 4. Kebab ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out
> tonight?
> 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing
> karaoke.
> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to
> dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look
> like a fool!
> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee
> in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
> 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work
> in the morning
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