Primary Weapon: SMG/Rifle
Secondary Weapon: Grenade/Bash
Grenade Usage: Every one's a winner
Game Style: He knows what you'll do next before you do
Chance Of Survival Against: 15%
Fear Rating: 75% (95% as Evil Celt)
Sense of Humour: 70%
Chattability: 70%

Having been a member of CPS for many years (to his other half's chagrin ) Si is Admin Staff and the Senior Superduper Server Sheriff, overseeing the moderation team for the gameserver, weeding out the unsporting, the cheating, the downright thick and (hushed silence please) THE TYPEKILLERS! Just as young Eric ate fruit to become Bananaman and SuperTed had the Secret Magic Word, Celticsun only needs to be typekilled to turn into Evil Celt.

Any player sufficiently stupid to perform such an act as typekilling him will find themselves bashed around the map until they either give in and leave or experience what we now realise is euthanasia - he puts them out of their misery and kicks them from the server. Once the effects wear off, he becomes his usual amiable self once more.

Probably his only flaw is his unnatural and quite frankly unhealthy love of the Apple Macintosh computer. If any of you are unfortunate enough to own such a thing as an Mac, he is your man for any problem, query or issue you might have. Not that Macs ever go wrong or anything.

If he can ever help you he will, especially with any idiots, no, I mean players, on the server.

Remember; stay safe, stay on-side kids...